7 things you probably don’t know about me

You know after writing in this blog for a few months, I feel like I have share a lot with you guys. I do want to keep some things personal to myself, however, I don’t mind sharing things with you guys. With that being said, Here are some things that you probably don’t know about me.

I love roller coasters

            Haha, funny story behind that. I was actually scared of roller coasters all throughout my childhood. I was scared all the way up until the 9^th grade. I had just turned fifteen and my choir class went on this big trip to a local amusement park located about 4 hours away from me. We went and I’ll be honest here, there was some pretty girls in those classes, and they loved roller coasters. So, me being a dude, they asked me, “hey do you like roller coasters?” I was like, “ I LOVE ROLLER COASTERS!” in reality I hated them.

            So, they took me to the biggest and baddest roller coaster of the entire park. This roller coaster was so high and at the very top it’s a vertical drop and they hang you at that vertical drop! So these girls took me there along with one of my friends. We went on and I screamed for dear life all the way. I lost my voice in those yelling. Anyways, after that I loved roller coasters. I had a blast, I didn’t know that roller coasters were so much fun! Every other ride was easy. I even got on some pretty big roller coasters the rest of my life. Anyways, on to the next fact.

I secretly have never caught a big fish

            So, in the fishing world, there are these fishes called pan fish. They are a wide variety of fish, but they are so small, you don’t need to cut them up to fry them, you just toss them in the pan and eat them like that. That is all the type of fish that I’ve ever caught. The last time I was with my fishing friends, I caught nothing! My friends were having the fun of their lives catching all sorts of fish, I caught nothing!

            Here’s a bonus secret, one time my dad took my sisters and I fishing and he gave me clear instructions as to how to catch the fish. My sisters listened to my dad all the way, however, I did not. I was going all out with my fishing pole doing whatever I wanted. Both my sisters caught a fish that were HUGE. My older sister caught a catfish that was so big that it broke her fishing pole and my dad had to save it from going all the way down!

            I caught another pan fish

The secret about that one is this, I tell everyone that I CAUGHT THAT FISH! It stinks! On to the next fact!

My real height

            So, I have measured myself with nurses and doctors in the room and I have come to the conclusion that I am 5 ft, 11 and a HALF. This stinks because what am I supposed to say to people who ask me what my height is? Oh I’m five foot eleven and a half??!?! That’s nonsense! They will laugh at you because you’re so dorky! However, I tell everyone I’m 6 ft! I’m definitely not going to tell them that I’m 5 foot 11 because that’s short! (that’s not really short, I’m just trying to express my frustration) on to the next fact!

Sometimes I look in the mirror to admire the perfect work that God has done

            I’ll be honest here, I sometimes go to the bathroom and look at myself in the mirror because man do I look good. I just start to think to myself, Man my future wife is so lucky! I know that it is pretty vain of me to be thinking such things, but when you look this good, it’s the truth! And the truth shall always be revealed! Next fact!

I secretly released a pop song

            I’m pretty sure it’s still on iTunes the song was called I just want to say goodbye. I don’t know if it’s still on iTunes because I don’t remember paying the bill ever again, but it was there for a minute. I thought it was good because my friends liked it. They said wow we’re standing next to a rock star when I showed it to them. Yeah those were some good times. Next fact!

I secretly don’t know anything about American football

            So, I have lived in this country for almost all of my life, and I actually only know the basics behind American football. Like, I know what a down is, what the Quarter back does, what some tactics do, what are some theories behind what they are doing, what is a running back and a few of the more technical rules, but I can’t keep up with the commentators. They are always saying things that I don’t really know about! Don’t get me wrong, I understand whats going on, but in reality I don’t.

            The reason why I say it’s a secret because I always have friends who talk about football and it always excludes me from the conversation, it stinks! So I have tried to get into American football ever since I was a kid, but I never did. I always act like I know what’s going on but no it’s not really for me. Ah well, maybe one day I’ll know what’s going on! Next Fact!

I can bench 220 but I can’t squat too heavy

            Let me explain this one. What happens is that a few years ago I injured my legs because I was weightlifting a lot. My friend really put me through the ringer when he was showing me how to weightlift. So, I had the feeling like my legs were burning for a few years even after I stopped working out. It really hurt but I just recently started applying ice and sure enough, the pain went away. My legs are still a little weak, I feel like I have to keep applying ice to them but I haven’t in a while. Maybe one day I’ll get my legs strong again.

            Thank you all so much for listening in on this blog post. I hope that I have shared with you guys some really cool insight about myself. Please read your bible, go to church, pray, and love God above all else. Like, comment, share, and subscribe and I will see you all next time. German Gonzalez, signing out!